If Trump’s #CivilWar 2 occurs, we’ve got plenty of individuals providing to bring salads

If Trump’s #CivilWar 2 occurs, we’ve got plenty of individuals providing to bring salads

By Nicole Gallucci

Donald Trump apparently believes that his removal from office might harm America as terribly as the Civil War.

On Sunday night, the president tweeted a long quote that Southern Baptist Pastor Robert Jeffress stated during an interview with Fox and Buddies

” If the Democrats achieve success in getting rid of the President from workplace (which they will never ever be), it will trigger a Civil War like fracture in this Nation from which our Country will never ever recover,” Trump tweeted, including his own parenthetical to the direct quote.

… rid of Donald J. Trump – And the Democrats do not care if they burn down and ruin this nation in the process. I have actually never ever seen the Evangelical Christians more angry over any concern than this effort to illegitimately remove this President from office, reverse the 2016 …

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 30, 2019

… If the Democrats achieve success in eliminating the President from workplace (which they will never be), it will cause a Civil War like fracture in this Nation from which our Nation will never ever recover.” Pastor Robert Jeffress, @FoxNews

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 30, 2019

By morning, #CivilWar 2 was trending, and as a growing number of people awakened to discover that the president had compared his own prospective impeachment to a violent war things felt pretty chaotic.

As constantly, however, a group of Twitter users decided to play down the bizarrely unfunny scenario by using the hashtag #CivilWarSignup to offer important war-related services– such as tweeting and potato salad-making.

Within hours, #CivilWarSignup began to pattern, and now Trump has a bunch of volunteers should America be thrust into a Civil War Sequel-type circumstance.

While gown code for the war remains uncertain, we do know that there will be a number of side meals and comfort animals present.

As quickly as I’m made with hot yoga, I’ll exist. I’m not so great with the combating stuff but I’ll assist with the tweets. #CivilWarSignup

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) September 30, 2019

I’ll bring the charcuterie. Nothing states Civil War like cheese that smells like the within of a soldiers boot and difficult salami, all delicately put on a hearty piece of artisan bread. #CivilWarSignup

— ♀( @FeministBroad 68) September 30,2019

I think we have enough artisan cheeses y’ all. Can we get some spicy fried chicken and Mac and cheese or something not so elitist #CivilWarSignup

— Luke G (@LukeGumbrecht) September 30, 2019

Concern re the #CivilWarSignup Will it be a catered affair, or is it a pot luck meal? I can choose suitable clothing based on the response to this question. Thank you.

— Eric Slater (@ericsslater) September 30, 2019

I can assist. I’m Accessory Prof at Trump Univ Dept of Haberdashery & Clothey Things. Many individuals are asking what to use to a civil war. Appropriate attire is NEVER a black tuxedo. Strictly inappropriate as any civil war battled only throughout daylight hours, for this reason: white tux #CivilWarSignup

— Tomi Civil Ahonen (@tomiahonen) September 30, 2019

Now that we’ve thought about a lovely war-free picnic, just a reminder that the president tweeting about a hypothetical war is bad or normal.

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